The Egg and the Spoon Race

I wrote this for fun - answering one of the challenges in the forum about why won't someone write about an Egg and Spoon race.  My daughter thought it was funny and I should make it a blog so here it is.    

Once upon a time there was a challenge between the egg and the spoon.  The spoon stated that they can win the race because it was tall with a half moon.  The egg laughed at the thought and made the challenge.  "Let's do this"  so they gathered on a nearby hill top. All of the friends were there, the plate, the fork and the chicken.  "Ready, Set, Go" the race begins, the spoon stood up nice and tall a started down the hill, one flop, down, stood up again, down again.  About half way down the hill, the egg was still on top of the hill chillin.  The announcer said to the egg.  "I said ready, set, go"  the egg , laid down on its side, with a big grin and stated.  "just giving him hope, here I go"  The egg started rolling down the hill, faster and faster passed the spoon, with tremendous speed.  But the spoon just kept on doing what it was doing. The egg, was rolling so fast that it didn't see the tree. Hit it straight on and cracked, the spoon scooped it up and won the race. 

The moral: Laughing at another is not what its cracked up to be you might get scooped up.  The End